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This is so fucking good.
MY TEACHER JUST TOLD ME THAT MEIN KAMPF IS ABOUT VAMPIRES
AND THAT IT IS AS FREE AS THE IKEA CATALOGUE
WHAT AM I PAYING THIS UNIVERSITY FOR
The FP Suicide Drinking Game, as designed by moi.
Urgh, played this last night.. I’m not just hungover, I’m hung, drawn, and quartered over.
(Source: laurebow)
(via killianmyovaries)
what if ur bellybutton screamed when u covered it w/ a shirt cuz its scared of the dark
how fucking high was i last night
ohmygod
(via thereisroomforhope)
if you’re going to unfollow me at least leave me a goodbye letter detailing why you are leaving and where you are going and who you are going with and be back by midnight and don’t drink and drive and make good choices love you honey.
(Source: urbancatfitters, via accualydolan)
jentleman:Me: Avenger (AW YEAH)
Enemy: Loki (this makes too much sense)
Lover: Tony (ok that would go horribly in the end but also be awesome)
First Kiss: Steve (Hey there, soldier — maybe he’s there w/ me and Tony yussss)
Rival: Tony (Keeping it interesting, huh? Like I said, it’d end badly. We’re both too emotionally stupid.)
Best Friend: Thor (HILARITY WILL ENSUE also I want to see Asgard thanks bff)Me: Human (I am okay with this, I can totally rock Human.)
Enemy: Tony (Hmm…)
Lover: Steve (Well that explains why Tony hates me.)
First Kiss: Bruce (Continues why Tony hates me…)
Rival: Loki (Bros before Horses)
Best Friend: Clint (My cherry on top.)I’m pretty sure this means I am Coulson.
I’m Human
Enemy: Clint
Lover: Natasha
First Kiss: Loki
Rival: Loki
Best Friend: Clint
I’m just gonna say I’m Nick Fury for the lolz
Human.
Enemy: Fury
Lover: Stark
First Kiss: Steve
Rival: Loki
Best Friend: Steve
This sounds like a rom-dram in the making.
(Source: lawrence-maria)
