I have reached that age where for the first time, I have been invited to bring a +1 to a wedding
Is this something I have been granted for being 21? Am I now an ‘adult’ officially? Is this a test? And what do I do?
Everyone in my family believes I’m a lesbian, and won’t be told otherwise :’D Seriously. I’m like ‘I met this gorgeous new guy’ and they’re like ‘glad to see you are making some friends’. Last night I got from my brother ‘Your new haircut makes you look like Jessie J. You should be proud, she’s one of the most famous lesbians in the world right now’
…wrong. I am not a lesbian. Thank you family, it is very nice and I have no problem with anyone who is, in fact I am happy to celebrate it with anyone who is, and I know you have reasons seeing as I have previously had girlfriends but stop it nowww. I have had many more boyfriends and I am primarily a straight girl with straight interests most of the time and have never said otherwise.
So not only do I have two weddings next year that I have to bring a date to rather than a friend lest they make further assumptions, but it has to be someone convincingly gorgeous and witty that my whole family would approve of. Challenge accepted…
Wait. Waiiiiit.
Can I just take Chris Evans please.
Or do I have to be Anna Faris? I can do that. They said I could be anything I wanted to be…
And so on. This has been a long and personal post.
But seriously, I would appreciate peoples help on this subject. How the hell do you find a wedding date?
